Here's the deal .
To passerby .

AHHEM .
You where not happy ?
Lj not happy ?
Cb not hairy enough ?
What thing act one ah lian ?
Please lah .
I talk , is like that one .
Unlike you .
Dont know im guai lan kia ?
Hohoho .
So funny .
And hor ,
Check your grammar tenses ok ?
Is scared , not scare .
Want step english pro ,
Dont know how to step some more ,
Step some more steps and you'll fall down into the well .
I laugh .

I dont buy pretty clothes as i admit i aint pretty .
So dont talk crap about that .
I got say i act chio ?
Please lor .
If i act chio right ,
My pictures wont be so plain already .
Unless i act ah lian ,
I have a gang already ?
Lol .

So what if im fat ?
I did not say im thin ?
Did not say im chio ?
Look yourself in the mirror and talk ok .

And hor ,
Jw dont twits .
She just put the zxzxzx
Call twit ?
Pajiao ?
thiis iishx called twiitxzxzxzxz 0hkayyezxc ?
Lamee si .

I put that for fun cannot ?
Cannot take a joke ?
Too serious ?
Need pcc to relax ?

You look at others ,
Got fuckers and blahs .
Dont need numbers what .
Why for need to follow ?
Law is it ?

Yah ,
I know .
Im ugly .
But got people stalk me leh .
How ?
Lame .

You also la .
Please la hor .
Copy-er .